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Khergit Deserters
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Posted - 2013.04.23 16:45:00 -
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Matthew97 wrote:Melek D'Ivri wrote:
Wish granted. Your pizza is burnt.
I wish for the fastest ship in EVE.
Wish Granted, the fastest ship in EvE is yours. However the engines are very un-reliable causing you fall out of warp several times before failing completely stranding you. I wish for super PVP Skills
Your wish is granted. You are the most skilled at suffering Post-Vasectomy Pain in all the universe.
I wish for some rest & relaxation.
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Posted - 2013.04.23 17:46:00 -
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I wish I had a mint condition L'Benito acoustic guitar[/quote]
Here comes your mint condition L'Benito acoustic guitar. Too bad you accidentally bang the headstock on the wall, drop a pair of pliers on it while changing the strings, and alternately store it in your roasting hot attic and damp basement, thereby warping the neck in two different directions.
Ninja'ed Edit: And you accidentally lock it up in an inaccessible vault.
@Silens
Oh, you get your bread alright. For some reason it appears to be crawling with black specks. You like don't mind a few weevils do you? They're rich in digestible protein. And these are already gut-loaded with tasty bread matter.
I wish people would just grow up and be reasonable. |
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Posted - 2013.04.24 14:58:00 -
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You get your giant snake, and man is it a good one. That's you chained to it. A great granted wish, too bad you didn't get to enjoy it long.
I wish I had a good analog reverb pedal for my guitar. |
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Posted - 2013.04.29 19:37:00 -
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You get your magical wish-granting cat. Unfortunately, being a cat, it only grants its own wishes, not your wishes. And what it wishes is to be between you and your monitor, walking back and forth, stepping on your keyboard, head-butting your mouse hand, swishing its hairy tail across your mouth, and making you lose shiny ships.
I wish I had could go scuba diving in Sulawesi, Indonesia. |
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Posted - 2013.05.06 18:11:00 -
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Your failure to make a wish places you in a infinite loop time warp divide by zero error. Very horrifying for you.
I wish I had a nice shish kebab and pita sandwich, no white sauce please. |
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Posted - 2013.05.09 20:48:00 -
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You got it!
Well, it's not the precisely the tallest mountain. It's just the tallest mountain in our solar system. It's Rheasilva, and it's over three times taller than Everest. It's on asteroid Vests 4, not a very good place for you to survive.
I wish we had more national holidays in the U.S. |
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Posted - 2013.05.14 14:35:00 -
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Granted! You have an internal nuclear fission reaction and become a whole spectrum of rays and particles traveling off of Earth and out among the stars.
(And from then on, the name "Mauisspawn" becomes a term used when people want to say "Doing something incredibly irresponsible and harmful to other people, with no apparent benefit to yourself." As in: "Man, thanks for trying to flush that dirty clogged toilet. You just mauisspawned the whole house.") |
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